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I tried to record music onto a cassette tape using modern tech

Retro-tech fan finds a 1978 Panasonic RQ-2106 shoebox cassette recorder for under €10. It still works, aside from a fragile fast-forward cog he fixes with glue. He tests with a Five Finger Death Punch cassette and then attempts to record actual music. To capture from his Mac, he converts the 5‑pin DIN output via an adapter and uses a Boss Katana Gen 3 guitar amp as an audio interface, boosting the signal. The result is listenable but the sound remains cassette‑quality; cassettes are easy to write to and look cool.

Everyone Should Know SIMD

Hashimoto argues SIMD is approachable and broadly useful, not just niche optimization. He outlines a universal five-step pattern: broadcast a constant, loop over input in vector-width chunks, perform the SIMD operation across lanes, reduce or store the result, then finish with a scalar tail. He explains how to reason about lanes and vector width, why compilers often auto-vectorize poorly, and why explicit SIMD is preferred for predictability. A Ghostty example yields 4×–16× speedups (ARM to AVX-512), with ~5× real-world gains.

Are AI Labs Pelicanmaxxing?

Castillo tests whether AI labs are pelicanmaxxing by re-running Simon Willison’s SVG prompt across 1,008 images from seven frontier models (GPT-5.6 Terra, Claude Sonnet 5, Gemini 3.5 Flash, Grok 4.5, Qwen3.7-Max, GLM-5.2, DeepSeek V4 Pro). Using a three-stage pipeline—rendering, a GPT-5.6 Luna judge, and Gemini 3.1 Flash‑Lite feature extraction—he analyzes whether pelicans on bicycles are boosted beyond other animal/vehicle combos. The results: pelicans and bicycles aren’t drawn better than average, and the pelican-bicycle cell shows no lab boost after accounting for difficulty. Direction bias and memorization trends exist but don’t indicate pelicanmaxxing. Conclusion: little evidence labs optimize this benchmark.

When Is NVLink Worth It?

NVLink on consumer GPUs is largely obsolete after Nvidia dropped support post-RTX 3090; bridges cost $200–$400. In tests with two RTX 3090s on Ubuntu, layer-split model inference was unchanged, tensor-parallel inference gained ~30% in prompt processing (token generation unchanged), DDP training unchanged, and FSDP training nearly tripled. However, results hinge on P2P vs SHM: enabling P2P via a patch narrows the NVLink edge, giving near-P2P speeds and roughly 90% of NVLink for FSDP. Verdict: NVLink makes sense mainly on consumer rigs with limited PCIe lanes for FSDP or tensor-parallel workloads; otherwise, buy a workstation/server with full x16 lanes.

Nobody knows what a used GPU cluster is worth

AI infrastructure debt increasingly collateralizes tens of billions of dollars with GPUs rather than borrowers’ balance sheets. The collateral’s value hinges on operational state and the tacit knowledge of the borrower’s ops team, which lenders cannot access, making risk hard to price. GPU-backed SPVs (e.g., xAI Colossus, CoreWeave) command large premiums above benchmarks because there is no established price discovery, residual value curves, or futures market. Real risks include silent data corruption, cascading failures, and handoff issues if a lender steps in. As markets mature, hedges and markets for used GPUs may reduce the cost of capital.

GigaToken: ~1000x faster Language model tokenization

Gigatoken is a Rust-based tokenizer for language-model tokenization at GB/s, claiming up to ~1000x faster than HuggingFace tokenizers via SIMD and cache optimizations, with compatibility modes for HF Tokenizers and Tiktoken. It offers a Python API (pip install gigatoken) and a fastest API that reads data directly, enabling near drop-in replacements for popular tokenizers. Benchmarks show large throughput gains across CPUs and models (GPT-2, Qwen, Llama, etc.). Includes usage examples, benchmarking guidance, and known issues (Python ABI3, Windows, SentencePiece).

Terrence Tao's ChatGPT Conversation about the Jacobian Conjecture Counterexample

A ChatGPT web interface header referencing a “Jacobain Conjecture Counterexample” and containing navigation links (New chat, chat history, login, sign up, settings, help), plan/pricing details, privacy policy notes, and a notice that chats may be used to improve models. No substantive article content about the conjecture is present.

Show HN: DeepSQL – A self-hostable AI DBA agent for Postgres and MySQL

DeepSQL provides a 24/7 AI DBA that monitors workloads, analyzes slow queries, and ships BI dashboards to cut database costs (claimed 38%). It installs in one line and self-hosts in ~15 minutes, with a built-in agent, BI CLI, MCP, Slack chat, and a web UI. It supports Postgres/MySQL in your VPC with read replicas; data never leaves your infra. You train it with business rules in plain English and slow-query logs, and it automatically learns and recommends fixes. It also offers dashboards, docs, and a blog for deeper insights.

Show HN: Web swing through midtown NYC

SWING NYC is a voxel Manhattan web-swing game. Controls: left mouse to swing; hold to build momentum, release at the arc’s top. W/A/S/D steer on ground and in air. Space to jump; tap for a jump, hold and release for a super jump. In air, Space performs an air dash toward the held direction (one per swing). DIVE to dive for speed (hold; Shift also triggers a dive to trade altitude for speed). R respawns on the rooftop. Drag the right side of the screen for camera. Click to swing. Music powerup by Jeremy Blake.

"We have information that Moonshot distilled Fable for the development of K3"

Kratsios says Moonshot AI distilled Anthropic’s Fable to build its K3, using an internal platform for large-scale distillation against U.S. models and to switch methods to avoid detection. It reportedly acquired GB300-equipped servers and accessed GB300s in Thailand to train. The United States supports legitimate distillation as part of open AI innovation but condemns covert, large-scale distillation aimed at stealing proprietary U.S. technology and undermining research.

Mechanical light bulb from 1675 [video]

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Can a MUD evaluate LLMs? A $99 proof of concept

CrucibleBench is a research-stage benchmark placing LLMs in a persistent MUD to study AI-agent behavior with memory, trust dynamics, and hidden social objectives across 50 turns. Phase 1 (13 models, ~650 runs, ~$99 billed) is released; Phase 2 is in active build with environment calibration, preregistration, and budgeting. The compact world (7 commands, 12 rooms, 14 items) provides explicit trust/suspicion states and replayable transcripts; all 650 transcripts are released. Key finding: measurement-focused, with ranking shifts from a Judge component; surface failure modes like dialogue looping and wrong-room actions. Collaborate: [email protected]; provisional Phase 2 budget ~$3,500.

Beaver who escaped to find mate welcomes first kit

Steve the beaver, famous for escaping his Wallington enclosure to find a mate, has welcomed his first kit with Doris after relocation to Cefn Garthenor in Wales. The kit is believed born in late May; its sex is unknown and Welsh gender-neutral names are being considered. Wallington estate confirms at least two new beavers arriving in 2026, marking a third consecutive breeding year; the kits stay with their mother for about two years.

Ethics Is the Skill That Matters Most Now

AI is automating most skills, but ethics remains the key differentiator. Ethics is a trainable skill built from noticing moral dimensions, resolving conflicts between goods, owning second-order effects, and acting under pressure. AI raises stakes through scale, speed, and distance, enabling wholesale ethical errors. You cannot outsource ethics to a system—the buck moves upstream. Politics rewards deception and certainty, amplifying harm. Practical habits: consider all affected, assume misuse, speak up early, question excuses, and treat legality as insufficient. Bottom line: judgment—not intelligence—defines value.

Hologram works. Elixir runs in the browser

Hologram runs Elixir in the browser today, with a built-in local-first data layer in development to enable offline apps that sync when online. The project has delivered four milestones (v0.7–v0.11): porting most of Erlang's stdlib to the client, JavaScript interop, a full realtime layer, expanded client-side events/middleware, and client-side regex with server-parity error traces. The roadmap envisions one Elixir codebase across web, mobile, and desktop, offline by default. Sponsorship from Curiosum (Main Sponsor) and the Erlang Ecosystem Foundation funds milestones and future work; interested companies can sponsor for impact and benefits.

Which streaming service was that on again

An cinephile laments how streaming’s promise of universal, ad-free access devolved into a fragmented landscape: studios launch own services (Disney+, HBO Max, Paramount+), content licensing moves cause titles to vanish, sports rights fragment, price hikes and ad tiers strain budgets, interfaces and watchlists are siloed per platform, and piracy persists due to inconvenience. The author notes 4K vs HDR tiering, rising costs, and the return of ads and 'appointment viewing' via FAST channels. Suggestions: cross-platform search, a shared watchlist, and bundled plans. Overall, streaming remains flexible but bloated with fragmentation.

A Zipper Patent Sat in a Garage for 40 Years. Now It's Real

Forty years after Polaroid engineer Bill Freeman imagined a three‑sided 'Y‑Zipper', MIT CSAIL turned his idea into a working 3D‑printed fastener that can morph from soft to rigid. The Y‑Zipper fuses three flexible strips into a triangular load‑bearing rod when zipped, and reverts to a floppy state when unzipped. Enabled by CSAIL software and a printer, it offers straight, arch, coil, or screw configurations. Potential uses span camping gear, medical devices, robotics, art, and even spacecraft tentacles for deployment. It challenges the idea that materials must be either rigid or flexible; future metal versions and larger scales are planned.

Critical Minerals: Reducing U.S. Import Reliance with Substitution and Recycling

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Perlin's Noise Algorithm

An accessible introduction to noise and coherent noise, then a detailed walkthrough of Ken Perlin’s 2D noise algorithm. It covers treating noise as a function of 2D coordinates, using a grid of 256 precomputed gradient vectors and a permutation table to pick gradients, computing dot products from the point to the four cell corners, and blending them with linear interpolation (and a smoothing curve) to produce smooth, repeatable noise. The post includes implementation notes, addressing normalization, coordinate scaling, and the historical context of Perlin’s work.

Ghost Cut – or why Cut and Paste is broken everywhere

Cut & paste is broken in every editor because undo after a cut leaves the clipboard changed, cuts reflow the document, and moves aren’t atomic, requiring multiple undo steps. Ghost Cut solves this: Ctrl+X fades the text to inert, with nothing placed on the clipboard; Esc restores it; pasting moves the ghosted text to the cursor in one atomic operation, leaving no clipboard pollution and all undo in a single stroke. To preserve original semantics, use copy then delete. The author advocates wide adoption in text editors (less clear for code editors) and cites Excel-like fading as a precedent.

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